Just for laugh, "English" in China.

Well, few days ago i come across this website (http://www.engrish.com/) and i notice that the english had been misused in Beijing. I wonder how they face the foreigners when BeiJing Olympic 2008. I believe the foreigners will laugh all the way they travel in China. The language problem is serious in China. Lets have a peep at some misused english!
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Call police if you are stolen. We have to call hospital when we are dead?
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Warning! The potato is harsh! Don't eat!
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Well, it is a toy and can be played by children from other country other than China.
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It starts with the big toe.
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That would explain the beer cubs outside.
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Falling should be planned.
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Got too many kids?
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Ouch! It's painful!
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Feed the fish with our private? I wont dare!
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You want a punch on head? body? private? or leg?
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Thank you for open!
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How do you do?
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Where is the crack?
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The pool man is gonna freak
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Yeah! Cheated out of breathing.
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Press it because you want to!
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I'll keep a look out!
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New in this section: 'Bowling with Bilbo'
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I gave my life and my corporation to them, but they still demanding for more.
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Now we see the english is being misused till a serious level. If we go China, look out for these funny sign. It can brighthen up our days. Cheers!
Bye.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
     

    Perhaps Engl;ish is not appropriate to be an international language. Haver you tried Esperanto. Take a look at www.esperanto.net

  2. Anonymous said...
     

    It seems to me that this shows that English is not suitable for the role of international language. What do you think? Perhaps this is a case for Esperanto.

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